Boo
What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
Thost
What does Chilly Gone-zales spend most of his time reading?
Sheet music
Who is a ghost’s favorite pianist?
Chilly Gone-zales
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Appalls
Why couldn’t the ghost read his BOOk?
He couldn’t find his spectercles
What’s a ghost’s favorite DVD extra?
Booper Reel!
What’s a ghost’s favorite seafood restaurant?
Dead Lobster.
Who is a ghost’s favorite black actor?
Morguen Freeman
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of noun?
Possessive.
What is a ghost’s favorite comedy film?
Urnest Scared Stupid
What is a ghost’s favorite Beastie Boys song?
Fright For Your Right
Why did the ghost get a bad grade on his essay?
The haunt was too large.
Where does a ghost go to buy groceries?
Wailmart
What did the lazy orange cartoon cat ghost say when he woke up?
“I hate moandays.”
