What’s a (ghost) mummy’s favorite musical video game?
Death Jam Wrapstar
What did the mummy say to her little ghost boy when he misbehaved?
"Go to your tomb!"
Why were the football players screaming?
They kicked a field ghoul.
Why did the ghost take a nap?
He was dead tired.
What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
What does Chilly Gone-zales spend most of his time reading?
Who is a ghost’s favorite pianist?
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Why couldn’t the ghost read his BOOk?
He couldn’t find his spectercles
What’s a ghost’s favorite DVD extra?
What’s a ghost’s favorite seafood restaurant?
Who is a ghost’s favorite black actor?
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of noun?
What is a ghost’s favorite comedy film?
Urnest Scared Stupid